-Are you happy Garfield? - No food - no happiness.

Give me a smile, please)

Don't shout at me! I'm nervous!

I find a MOUSE!

A blonde zebra)

10 things to do, when I'm bored

When I'm bored, I usually:
1. Listen to music
2. Watch films
3. Dance
4. Call my friends
5. go to walk
6. drive car with my father
7. play with my dog
8. cook something
9. Read books
10. Chat with my friends

Fishing Boats Entering Calais Harbour

This painting titled "Fishing Boats Entering Calais Harbour" from The Frick Collection is a work Europen artist Joseph Mallord William Turner .Date of creature this painting is 1803 year. The picture painted on canvas by oil. Its size 29 x 38 3/4 in. (73.7 x 98.4 cm)
This paiting sends us in July 1802, when Turner made his first voyage to the Continent, during the Peace of Amiens. He recorded his arrival at Calais in a small sketchbook and used the sketches to develop two oil paintings of this scene: Calais Pier at the National Gallery, London, and The Frick Collection’s Fishing Boats Entering Calais Harbor.The turbulent water contrasts with the blue sky among the dark clouds, and the heeling boat at the center of the composition, features a crew member wearing a bright red cap. I chose this painting, because it express my mood now. Roughed sea, dark colours, storm clouds this all express alarm, sense of forthcoming collapse.

1. When I read a summary for books, I was interested in one of them. It's the book of Donnelly "Revolution". I love  secrets and mysteries. Also I love the genre of book - historical fiction. I'll read it, If I have time.

2. The film which I want to watch from this list is "Once Upon a Time". Because  magic and mystery again attract my attention.

Another TV show which I want to watch from this list is american television sitcom "New Girl". I love shows, watching which you laugh. Also, I think the plot is original for sitcoms, that nowadays is rarity.

3. I haven't played computers game for 2 years, I don't like it so much. From this list the game "Crash Time IV: The Syndicate" attract my attention, because I like racing, and If I play computer games I choose this genre.

Basic:

LMAO -  laughing my ass off

LOL - laughing out loud

MYOB - mind your own business 

BRB - be right back

n00b - newbie

OMG - oh my God

ROFL - rolling on the floor laughning

m8 - mate

10x - thanks

2moro - tomorrow 

Intermediate:

@TEOTD - at the end of the day

RUOK? - are you okay?

2L84 that - too late for that

CU L8R - see you later

Adcanced: 

my hart S n pieces n 1ly u put it bac 2gtha- my heart is in pieces and only you can put it together

R U free 2nite or S it going 2 cost me ?- Are you free tonight of is it going to cost me? 

I gueS I nevr told u, Im so hpE dat youre myn - I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that you're mine

LOL lamo teens n their lamo txtN- Funny, lame teens and their lame texting. 

n therry theres no diff btw therry n prctic. n prctic der S.- In theory there's no difference between and practic there is. 

welcom 2 my nu fav sport - Welcome to my new favourite sport

txt msgN! - text messaging!

dnt B irreplaceable , F U cnt B replaced , U cnt B promoD - Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 

Jennifer and Neil discuss a news report about research by the charity Save the Children that looks at conditions for mothers in different countries. Listen to the story to learn where the best and worst place to be a mother are.

This week's question: What was the age of the oldest woman to give birth?

a) 58 years old

b) 66 years old

c) 72 years old

Jnnfr  n Neil dscus a nws rprt abt rzrch b chrti sv t Chldrn tht luks at cndtns fr mathrs n dffrnt cntrs. Lstn t t str t lrn whre t bst n wrst plce t be mthr r.

Ths wik

c)       72 yrs ld

’s qstn: wht w t age of t oldst wmn t giv brth?

a)      58 yrs ld

b)      66 yrs ld

hopscotch

I suppose this man want to back to his youth. Unfortunatelly the hopscotch is too small for him...

Dear administration of the site, I ask you to remove this photo with my image, which you published without my consent. It was very unpleasant for me, that millions of people saw it. If you do not satisfy my request, I will have to ask for help in certain instances.

'Top 10 ways to be annoying'

'Top 10 ways to be annoying'

1. put stupid questions
2.split hairs
3.speak too much
4.interrupt interlocutor permanently
5.call somebody in the dead of night to discuss some trifling matter
6.during the film, which you have watched, tell what will happen in 5 minutes
7.ignore
8.tell stupid jokes
9.park the car, that the others owner of cars can't get under way
10.make a sounds, which grate on the ears